What to Watch: The BFG

GUYS, Disney is adapting the Roald Dahl classic The BFG. Who's child can I borrow so it's not so weird when I go see this in the theater? Pretty please? :)

On an entirely separate note... who is going to watch ANIMALS on HBO? Can't decide if I'll love it or be totally grossed out by it. We'll seeeeeeeeeee.